i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
the term “aro-ace” is especially lovely because it also sounds like “arrow ace.” are you aromantic and asexual or are you an incredibly skilled and deadly archer. surprise, you’re both
Let’s not forget the original arrow ace:
ARTEMIS JOKE I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR SO LONG
I put them next to each other so they can be together for Christmaswe are a broken people, and this is our only solace
This Indian actress shut down a reporter for telling her to keep quiet about women’s rights.
THE INTERNATIONAL CLAPBACK
why do greek gods have to fuck up so much shit god damn just stay on your mountain and eat your fucking ambrosia and leave people alone
one day when percy finally snaps these will be his exact words
yes but why did men in the 30’s wear trousers that touched their nipples
do you know how easy it would be to make a song out of these three answers