STOP MOWING YOUR FUCKING LAWN IT’S NEARLY 3AM YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE THE GRASS RIGHT NOW IT’S SO DARK FOR ALL YOU KNOW IT MIGHT NOT EVEN BE THERE I SWEAR TO GOD IF I FIND OUT WHO THIS IS I WILL URINATE ON YOUR CARPET IT IS 2:51AM STOP MOWING YOUR LAWN YOU BAG OF DICKS
I can’t decide if
- someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
- someone stabbed a cheeseburger
- a cheeseburger stabbed someone
- a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger
I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer
now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters
Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it
The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.
Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.
And the grand finale: Hi Homeland Security How Are You Hope You’re Enjoying My Browsing I’m Not Really Going to Weaponize Smallpox I Just Need to Be Sure of the Symptomatic Progression After a Virulence Spike (Hint It’s Pretty Fast).
The spinoff: I Swear I Have a Good Reason I’m Looking Up Alcoholism and Rectal Foreign Body Removal. No, It’s Not Personal.
Oh my god
this is what heterophobia would look like if it was real. if you believe that heterophobia is a real thing that exists, please watch this because you will see that it simply doesn’t exist, that it never has and never will.
tbh I think everyone should watch this anyway because it’s very clever and very powerful
wow, this was truly heartbreaking
i agree that everyone should watch this
this is phenomenal. completely and utterly terrfiying. All of my followers need to watch this. The whole thing. And think about if it was the other way around.
i watched this last night its mind blowing
I watched this last night when it had less then 6,000 notes omg
this video had 3k notes when i reblogged it last night
requested by tragicthewaypeoplepassherby
What to pack for Disneyland:
2. Snacks (things that can not get crushed). Fruit snacks. Granola bars. Apples.
3. Bandaids. Neosporin. Aspirin. Benadryl. Fingernail clippers. Tweezers
4. Cooling gel. Aloe Vera. Moisturizer. Hand lotion
5. Camera. Video camera.
6. Phone and charger.
7. Change of shoes.
8. Dry socks for everyone. Change of clothes for the Kids
9. Ponytail holders.
10. Glow sticks. Everyone wants those $20 glow sticks from the park. Why not bring your own and sometimes you can find even cooler things that glow!
12. Autograph books
13. Stickers. These help in case their is a meltdown.
15. Reusable and/or Plastic bags for wet clothes, etc.
16. Itinerary of everything planned including Confirmation #’s and hotel number
Oh my god if you’re going to judge someone’s cosplay you better learn your fucking shit because this is Duela Dent you goddamn assholes.
Perpetually laughing over the fact that “real gamer/comic book nerd” males keep insulting women for cosplaying things they’ve never even heard of
who’s the “fake geek” now, fuckers?
Ok, so I was watching Peppa Pig and well……this is one of tHE BEST MOMENTS EVER. I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING
SHE JUSST HANGS UP ON HER
I saw this the other day and laughed for good 10 minutes. Just…Peppa’s face, I can’t. A+
usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
this is the only fucking way, the only fucking way okay?
everyone please read this:)
just wanted to say thank you so much for reblogging this, it’s so amazing to know so many people care and so many people want people to this a full life instead of ending it, just thank you so much, i love you all, and stay strong
how to walk like a queen [x]
This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life
…up to 200,000 people angry with high costs and poor public services took to the streets. Protesters in Rio de Janeiro burned cars and looted buildings as police attempted to disperse them with teargas and rubber bullets. Aerial images showed thousands of people attempting to storm the congress building in Brasilia. The rallies…are some of the biggest ever seen in the country…
SO MY FRIEND WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THIS NEW GAME SHE SAW AT E3 AND SHE SAID IT WAS WHERE YOU PLAY AS AN OCTOPUS AND TRY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE AND THIS IS IT
THIS IS FUCKING IT IM CRYING MY EYES OUT
I HAVE QUESTIONS.
wheres the octopus? i only saw a loving father.
if this is true…i’m running away to neverland
THAT IS NOT THE FULL STORY.
It was also because everyone found out his real name. Disney doesn’t like when that happens. If someone were to go up to one of the actors and call them by their real name in front of little kids, it could end up ruining the magic for them. And his name ended up everywhere. That is why he had to leave.
AND HE IS FINE. HE STILL LOVES DISNEYLAND.
HE LOVED WORKING AT DISNEYLAND AND HE STILL VISITS THERE OFTEN.
Oh, he WAS fired? Well dang.